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Hey I'm Joe, hot flash queen in the hormones chaos kindom
At 55, I’ve been through more plot twists than a soap opera.
Menopause surgical edition? Check.
Lost my breasts and ovaries to breast cancer at 45? Double check.
And yes, I’m French—which might explain why I either have a natural talent for putting things into perspective or I’m just clinging to sarcasm as my lifeline.
But hey, why cry over spilled hormones when you can laugh at hot flashes that feel like tiny suns setting fire to your insides?
Life handed me lemons, cancer, and a hormonal wildfire—and I made a cocktail of humor and resilience.
My mission? To sprinkle a little lightness on life’s heavy moments and show that sometimes, the best survival skill is a sharp wit and a sarcastic smile.
I hope you enjoy my designs as much as I hope they bring a smile to your face on the toughest (or angriest) days. Whether it’s a little laugh, a knowing wink, or just a moment of lightness, my goal is to brighten the heavy stuff—because sometimes, humor is the best way to survive it all.
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Our Products at Meno-Up
At Meno-Up, our t-shirts are crafted through an advanced, vertically integrated manufacturing process that ensures top-tier quality from start to finish. Production begins with premium cotton spun into high-quality yarn, knitted into fabric using precision machines, then dyed and finished for softness and vibrant colors. The fabric is cut into precise components by automated systems before skilled sewing assembles collars, sleeves, and hems with reinforced stitching for exceptional durability.
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We rely on renowned t-shirt brands like Bella+Canvas and Gildan to deliver consistent excellence in every shirt. These partners provide ring-spun cotton for superior softness and shape retention, undergoing rigorous quality inspections to meet premium standards. This collaboration guarantees comfortable, long-lasting products with reliable fit and fade-resistant prints.
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Menopause Rage: Zero Patience, Full Queen Energy
Menopause rage isn’t anger issues.It’s clarity with zero patience for nonsense. This article explores why rage appears during menopause — and how women turn it into boundaries and power.
Menopause Rage: Zero Patience, Full Queen Energy
Menopause rage isn’t anger issues.It’s clarity with zero patience for nonsense. This article explores why rage appears during menopause — and how women turn it into boundaries and power.
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Menopause Insomnia: Why Sleep Ghosted You Witho...
Menopause insomnia isn’t bad sleep.It’s sleep disappearing without explanation. This article explores why menopause disrupts sleep — and how women cope when rest refuses to show up.
Menopause Insomnia: Why Sleep Ghosted You Witho...
Menopause insomnia isn’t bad sleep.It’s sleep disappearing without explanation. This article explores why menopause disrupts sleep — and how women cope when rest refuses to show up.
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Menopause Anxiety: When Your Brain Panics for N...
Menopause anxiety isn’t overthinking.It’s your brain panicking for no reason. This article explains why anxiety shows up during menopause — and how women actually cope with it.
Menopause Anxiety: When Your Brain Panics for N...
Menopause anxiety isn’t overthinking.It’s your brain panicking for no reason. This article explains why anxiety shows up during menopause — and how women actually cope with it.
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